56 Years Ago, He Saw Him Coming.
Dave asked me to respond to this. We talked about it and decided that there's only two things that could possibly be happening here. The first, and most likely, is that this is a fake account that you are using to "go undercover" to "get dirt on Chadwick" like you did when Duncan Browning, (and for the record, what happened to him after we left was just awful so we have forgiven him for betraying us), gave you his phone number and you called us and did that ridiculous acting job when we were trying to enjoy our "After Church" time on a beautiful Sabbath afternoon. If this is the case, then it's every bit as pathetic as that, because nobody would ever send an email this flipping retarded except you.
The second case is that you have recruited some woman to send this for you, but you obviously wrote this, Robert. To the young (or old) lady, we don't hold this against you. We know you can't possibly be this stupid and we know you didn't write it. It has the stink of Robert Crawford all over it. But if you would be so kind to pass this message along to him, that would be great.
Robert, I want you to know that Dave is MINE! He belongs TO ME! You cannot have him! I know you want him, but as he has told you countless times before, no means no. Your attempts to flirt with him like this used to be cute, now it's just annoying. I own him and I'm not letting you have him. Besides, don't you have a wife or girlfriend or something? How about trying to bang her instead of trying to steal MY man!
God Bless You - Fiona ChadwickI should just stop right here and silently shake my head but there's just so much that is criminally wrong with this email that I don't know where to start.
House Harkonnen minus the popping zits?
CommonDreams claim the video evidence, from two dramatically different angles, is "inconclusive." The CommonDreams article even elevates the ridiculous precedent of Graham v. Connor and its justification of "objective reasonableness" to a legitimate reason to shoot unarmed black men in the street like something out of a Judge Dredd graphic novel.
That's right. There was a bomb that went off on 27th Street in Chelsea last night and, as always when this sort of thing happens in an election year, presidential candidates jump (Or, in Hillary Clinton's case, fall) on the headline. It was a ball bearing-impregnated pressure cooker bomb (Apparently not very dissimilar to the Boston Marathon bombs) and another, thankfully, was defused by the NYPD Bomb Squad.Trump blamed Muslims for #ChelseaNYC & Clinton almost fell asleep. This was a dress rehearsal for the real thing. https://t.co/6Y7k7yxBwo— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) September 18, 2016
You'd think Trump's Massachusetts campaign headquarters would be in a major city like Boston, Springfield or Worcester, at least in an affluent Boston suburb town. No, they chose 45 Main St., Hudson, a crappy, dying little burg you'd usually have the sense to drive past, and quickly, considering there's not a whole helluva lot going on. In fact, it's precisely where you'd put a doomed campaign in a state that's already deeply in the tank for Crooked Hillary.I just found out today that Trump's Massachusetts campaign HQ is in my home town. Man, am I gonna have fun with this... #birtherism— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 18, 2016
The silence of the Hillarybots on this new #DNCleak is deafening. They're probably all in a virtual bunker somewhere ladling out Koolaid.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 14, 2016
Some of my better tweets and those I've found since Thursday. Enjoy.
Adblock Plus sells out to corporations, will force ads on you that you can't block. Time to look for an alternative. https://t.co/c60OHx8l65— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 13, 2016
If Adblock Plus (@AdblockPlus) is going to sell ads, then I guess the next step in absurdity is Norton will now allow "acceptable viruses."— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 13, 2016
Spread this! Someone must know this criminal. Please identify him so we can assure his arrest n prosecution pic.twitter.com/VO6ro5xJNB— Thunder Walks About (@notaxiwarrior) September 12, 2016
.@rjoseph7777 Dungeons and Dragons Projection Strength: Infinity.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
.@MiddleClassDem @nani_booboo Maybe Hillary Clinton should hire a National Scandals Coordination Director.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
David Duke's sole contribution to American society, and this is indisputable, is that he changed Jim Crow's name to James Crow, Jr.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
.@AnnaMills1953 @AlterNet One can only contract walking pneumonia if they can actually, you know, WALK.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
This pretty much says it all about religious & race supremacy in this country. #kaepernick pic.twitter.com/u7PMggdf36— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
Whites: "Black people should protest peacefully!"— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
So the black person sits quietly during national anthem
Whites: "No not like that!"
Why keep an injured player on the field when you've got a perfectly healthy one on the bench? #HillarysHealth pic.twitter.com/lGsjf9xy6L— Chris Saint (@saintpiercing) September 11, 2016
The Sundown Town That Dreaded Blacks. #SouthernSchmovies— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
Regarding #HillarysHealth, I haven't seen this much disinformation, secrecy & propaganda outside of a totalitarian regime. Until here & now.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
Either Hillary's falling apart or it's probably a piece of one her sledgehammered cell phones. #Hillaryshealth https://t.co/4ZRfWWysA8— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 12, 2016
Q What's the difference between Hillary & the Twin Towers on 9/11?? A The Twin Towers took a whole 10 seconds to fall down. #HillarysHealth— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
The most heart-breaking video of all time: Exit of the final 9/11 search and rescue dog. #NeverForget https://t.co/N8YRI99D1f— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
#NeverForget, 15 years of war & trillions blown "fighting" terrorism hasn't earned us the right to walk into a ballpark w/o being checked.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
.@zgazda66 Respect. That's what Hillary Clinton can't or won't show for the 9/11 dead or anyone else.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
.@AngryVoters @PortiaABoulger Tom Brady: Suspended 4 games for destroying 1 cell phone. Hillary: destroyed over a dozen & will get elected.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
Armed clowns reportedly spotted in NC And the Trump campaign reaches its Nexus phase... #BasketOfDeplorables https://t.co/MljBbOb9gN— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 11, 2016
I find it hilarious that redneck goobers who rag on Kaepernick for not acknowledging the flag are those who also ignore it for stars & bars.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 10, 2016
#BasketOfDeplorables? Didn't we hear another #RWNJ 4 years ago railing about 47% of the electorate? #NeverHillary pic.twitter.com/8hW4bmj3vg— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 10, 2016
Louie Gohmert saying Hillary is mentally impaired is like Dennis Hastert accusing her of being a pederast. https://t.co/veBEeJyrcS— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 9, 2016
.@billmckibben Both red & white died defending this land. Winners get to write history, meaning they also get to write ruinous legislation.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 9, 2016
Right. 5300 Wells Fargo employees took it upon themselves to do this without any initiatives from executive mgmt. https://t.co/gvdSktecLL)— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 8, 2016
How incredibly unfit this woman is for the most stressful job in the world.Hillary Clinton 9/11 NYC pic.twitter.com/q9YnsjTxss— Zdenek Gazda (@zgazda66) September 11, 2016
This is really all I've got for today. The DSM V Special that was broadcast last night by 30 Rock Bottom hardly deserves commentary except to say that Matt Lauer is now officially and simultaneously the worst political moderator ever and the official cock puppet of the Trump campaign.When you wake up the next morning & put on a brave face about sleeping with a psycho last night. #LaueringTheBar pic.twitter.com/4UUXuyyXLf— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) September 8, 2016
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